nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

gnarly:

sometimes you just need to lay on the floor and do nothing for three years

lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

fagblogger:

omg

phobias:

"how are you single?"

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diancie:

ugly:

fuck her right in the

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the-edgar-to-your-hole:

when you have an awesome comeback but you accidentally stutter it

the-edgar-to-your-hole:

when you have an awesome comeback but you accidentally stutter it

"Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see."
Mark Twain  (via fuckinq)
s0lvingsecrets:

santakatlan:


I’m gonna reblog this every day till someone does it.


pls someone submit me one, I’ve had people do it before and it’s hella adorable xxx

s0lvingsecrets:

santakatlan:

I’m gonna reblog this every day till someone does it.

pls someone submit me one, I’ve had people do it before and it’s hella adorable xxx

eat-pray-squart:

eat-pray-squart:

what is Elsa’s favourite make-up item?

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i was going to say concealer..