So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming
boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families
sometimes you just need to lay on the floor and do nothing for three years
"how are you single?"
what is Elsa’s favourite make-up item?
i was going to say concealer..